All jokes are PROUDLY provided by Ms Tricia Tan aka Mrs Fan (:p). She is a good friend of mine. We got to know each other in our previous company. She is a wonderful friend whom I can share anything with - from happiness to boredom, sadness to daily stuffs. We are such good friends that even Regi thought that we are bi-sexual. That's the funniest joke!!!
Here come the jokes... hope everyone will enjoy :)
1)
TEACHER : Jn how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A--L"
TEACHER : No that's wrong
JOHN : Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how spell it
2)
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : H i J K L M N O
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it's H to O
3)
TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COiNCiDENCE?"
JOHNNY : "Sir my Mother and Father got married on the same day same."
4)
Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set.
He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Sales : "Yes "
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one please "
5)
At a bar in New York the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender
"JOHNNE WALKER SNGLE"
and his companion says "JACK DANIELS SNGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks "AND YOU SR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng MARRED."
